Jan 28, 2008

The Horn of the Unicorn has MAGICAL POWERS!


The horn of the unicorn has been sought after for centuries. In the
west, it was thought to have magical properties, and could purify poisons.
Therefore, it was a very valuable commodity to have.  Pope Paul III is said
to have paid 12,000 pieces of gold for one, but James I of England got a
much better deal for his, only paying 10,000 pounds Sterling for one. The
horn of the narwhal was a common substitute for that of the unicorn for
those unscrupulous businessmen.

Because of that problem, a common test to determine the validity of a
unicorn horn was to use its magical properties of purification. David De
Pomis wrote, 'There is very little of the true horn to be found, most of
that which is sold as such being either stag's horn, or elephant's tusk. A
true test by which one may know the genuine horn from the false: Place the
horn in a vessel of any sort of material you like, and with it three or
four large and live scorpions, keeping the vessel covered. If you find
four hours later that the scorpions are dead or almost lifeless, the horn
is a good one, and there is not enough money in the world to pay for it'.

How to BE a Unicorn

Found this little tidbit on WikiHow.com -- Check it out and join the club!

How to Be a Unicorn

Steps

  1. take an icecream cone
  2. lick the open part of it or glue the edges
  3. stick it to ur head
  4. gallop as fast as you can for a long time until you are about to throw up yelling "nnnaaayy" or "wwwhhiinnyy"
  5. Take it from a unicorn girl because you are their bitch

Tips

  • do not trip or fall it only makes other people laugh harder which makes the embarresment worse

Warnings

  • Careful people might laugh or stare at u
  • people may call u names or throw stuff at u

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Jan 23, 2008

Critique #3


Well, well, well! What have we got here?  It looks impeccably creative! Here's what I think:

Positives: What a beauty! The use of colour is absolutely stunning and the detail in the picture is unbelievable! This artist is far beyond her years.  The talent is simply remarkable; it radiates off the drawing.  Great work little one...keep it up!

Negatives: Two aspects of the drawing stand out as negatives.  First, the unicorn is missing a leg!  I am sure one can see how this would create mobility problems for the unicorn.  Secondly, there is a bow and arrow being pointed in the direction of the unicorns face!  It could be a messy result!

Overall: 4.69/5.00

Jan 21, 2008

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Critique #2



Positives: The appealing parts of this drawing are very limited. The sun in the background is a nice touch. It may make some of the viewers feel warm and fuzzy inside. As well, the blue sky depicts a land that is pollution free. Wonderful attempt!

Negatives: I will number my complaints of the picture. First, a unicorn is supposed to sport a horn not a party hat looking creation. Second, it just doesn't look like a unicorn at all. It resembles a mutated version of ET with four legs. Third, is there a piece of poop in the picture? Disgusting. Fourth, my depth perception may be off...but is the "unicorn" floating above the water?

Overall: 1.629 / 5

Uses of Unicorn Horn

Many types of horns were sold as unicorn horns, which were highly sought-after as a defence against poison. One of many references is Ctesias's reports on the unicorn (or perhaps the rhinoceros) in India:
Those who drink out of cups made from [the horn] are proof against convulsions, epilepsy, and even poison, provided that before or after having taken it they drink some wine or water or other liquid out of these cups.[2]

The ability of unicorn horns to neutralize poison has been touted since the time of Aristotle.[3] The English ambassador to the French court was treated in 1596 with medicine containing "musk, amber, gold, pearl and unicorn’s horn", the efficacy of the ingredients being directly related to their rarity and expense.[4]

-from animals.y2u.co.uk

Critique #1

Positives: This one has some great features! For example, the artistry really captures the unicorn's athletic side.  It must have been jumping at least four feet in order to clear that fire!

Negatives: This drawing fails to capture the unicorn's true disposition.  The unicorn depicted in this picture looks tired, miserable, depressed and indifferent to the fact he is jumping over a raging fire!  It is a proven fact that unicorns are independent, confident, bright creatures that would never stoop to shallow levels like jumping over a potentially lethal fire.

Overall: 2.44 / 5.00

Warning: The Dangerous Unicorn

'Death by Unicorn' is the official term for a murder/homicide committed by a unicorn.  Despite a sunny and playful exterior, when provoked, unicorns are malicious beasts that will not cease destruction until blood is shed and wounds are beyond repair.  Now consider yourself warned! If you encounter one of these creatures, display a high level of respect and the unicorn will reciprocate and remain tame.

Jan 20, 2008

A Sculptor with a Taste For Unicorns!



Edward Netley says...

'For me the ultimate form for a horse is a unicorn.  It's strength and elegance are beyond measure.  They have an honesty and nobility unmatched by any other mythical creature!'

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What do Unicorns Stand For?

A unicorn's white colouring makes it a natural symbol for purity, chastity and virginity.  The horn of the unicorn was the weapon of the faithful and of Christ. The mythological unicorn is a symbol of chivalry with qualities befitting to this status, proud and untamable.  

As far as modern fantasy literature for children is concerned, a mention of unicorns is in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone". The bad guy uses it to prolong his life by a drinking a little amount of the unicorn’s silver blood.

Mmmm....YUMMY!

The Magical Powers of a Unicorn

I found more evidence to support the theory that unicorns actually have magic powers. It sounds like they can be ferocious little things if you mess with them...so please, leave them be!!  

It was traditionally believed that a naked virgin sitting beneath a tree could only catch a delicate unicorn.  The unicorn, who craves purity, would be irresistably drawn to the woman and it would lie down and even place its head in her lap.  While it slept in this manner it would give a hunter an opportunity to capture it.  If, however, the girl was merely pretending to be a virgin the unicorn would tear her apart in a fit of rage.

Throughout the legends of unicorns, horns and alicorns, there is one constant: the horn is said to have great medicinal powers.  In Ctesias’ writings, the dust filed from the horn of a unicorn was supposed to protect against deadly diseases if mixed into a potion and consumed.  If you drank from the horn itself, you would be protected against any poison in the world.

Uni-Boy-Jerk


Now this little fellow seems to have stolen the horn of a unicorn and had it surgically implanted on his own head!  He stole a unicorn's magical horn! This idea is utterly disheartening.  It eats me up alive that a human would disadvantage a unicorn so greatly because he selfishly wanted the unicorns power for himself.  I am urging you all: if you ever cross paths with a unicorn, let it go in peace!  Photograph it in moderation if the circumstances allow....  

The Origin of Unicorns


The origin of unicorns is a wishy-washy subject...nobody knows for SURE how they came to be but here are a few speculations:


from monstrous.com:


The unicorn is an archetypal monster, present both in eastern and western mythology. In the Bible, God is said to have the strength of a unicorn. [Num 23:22 & 24:8]; The warlike fierceness of the unicorn is referred to when Ephraim and Manasseh are described as being like the horns of unicorns. [Deu 33:17]; The terrifying destruction of Idumea is completed when God sends unicorns and wild bulls to attack the people. [Isa 34:8 see also Psa. 92:10 & Psa 22:21]

Modern zoologists have generally disbelieved the existence of the unicorn. Yet there are animals bearing on their heads a bony protuberance more or less like a horn, which may have given rise to the story. The rhinoceros horn, as it is called, is such a protuberance, though it does not exceed a few inches in height, and is far from agreeing with the descriptions of the horn of the unicorn. The nearest approach to a horn in the middle of the forehead is exhibited in the bony protuberance on the forehead of the giraffe; but this also is short and blunt, and is not the only horn of the animal, but a third horn, standing in front of the two others.

Other believes that the narwhales, along with the Indian Rhinoceros (which only has one ‘horn’) are creatures that, through travelers’ exaggerations, became the fabled unicorn. The narwhale is a whale that has a single tusk protruding from its forehead. One can admire two carved narwhal horn in the Victoria and Albert Museum in London and in the National Museums and Galleries on Merseyside (NMGM); the two are thought to be a pair. The horn is 110 cm long with a diameter of 5.2 cm tapering to 2.5 cm.

The Oryx, a desert antilope, is also a potential candidate.


from wikipedia.com:

Among numerous finds of prehistoric bones found at Einhornhöhle (Unicorn Cave) in Germany's Harz Mountains, some were selected and reconstructed by the mayor, of Magdeburg, Otto von Guericke, as a unicorn in 1663. Claims that the so-called unicorn had only two legs (and was constructed from fossil bones of mammoths and other animals) are contradicted or explained by accounts that souvenir-seekers plundered the skeleton; these accounts further claim that, perhaps remarkably, the souvenir-hunters left the skull, with horn. The skeleton was examined by Gottfried Leibniz, who had previously doubted the existence of the unicorn, but was convinced thereby.[13]

Baron Georges Cuvier maintained that as the unicorn was cloven-hoofed it must therefore have a cloven skull (making impossible the growth of a single horn); to disprove this, Dr. W. Franklin Dove, a University of Maine professor, artificially fused the horn buds of a calf together, creating a one-horned bull.[14]

P. T. Barnum once exhibited a unicorn skeleton, which was exposed as a hoax.

Since the rhinoceros is the only known extant land animal to possess a single horn, it has often been supposed that the unicorn legend originated from encounters between Europeans and rhinoceroses. The Woolly Rhinoceros would have been quite familiar to ice age people, or the legend may have been based on the surviving rhinoceroses of Africa. Europeans and West Asians have visited Sub-Saharan Africa for as long as we have records.

Chinese people from the time of the Han Dynasty had also visited East Africa, which may account for their odd legends of 'one-horned ogres'. The Ming Dynasty voyages of Zheng He brought back giraffes, which were identified by the Chinese with another creature from their own legends, the Qilin, a deer-like creature sometimes also depicted with a single horn.

Read more HERE!

Official Description of a Unicorn

I learned some interesting things about unicorns today:

The unicorn is a mythical creature. Strong, wild, and fierce, it is impossible to tame by man. Plinie, the Roman naturalist records it as "a very ferocious beast, similar in the rest of its body to a horse, with the head of a deer, the feet of an elephant, the tail of a boar, a deep, bellowing voice, and a single black horn, two cubits in length, standing out in the middle of its forehead."

A REAL Unicorn....SERIOUSLY!


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A freak of nature? Or the love child of a unicorn-Holstein mating?

A Firm Believer


*Simply Breathtaking!*

This man as gone above and beyond in showing his pride toward the beautiful land beast.  His tattoo was not only incredibly expensive but it was also staggeringly painful--to some the pain is worth it!  This man has no embarrassments with his dedication to a nearly-forgotten mammal species and he is frequently seen frolicking half-naked. He is truly special and is wonderfully spreading the pride and the power of the unicorn.

Wonderous Sighting in India Desert


This unicorn was galloping through the desert near Jaisalmer, India about 3 years ago. A US reporter, covering a completely unrelated story, happened to catch this beauty from the window of her donkey-drawn carriage with her telephoto lens. She was quoted saying, "this is the best day of my life". No duh.



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Humans vs. Unicorns

Unicorns apparantly share some human tendencies. The male unicorn in this picture demonstrates one: passion.  This passion is displyed through the nibbling of cat-human's neck and by his "heavy petting".  Any comments?

Charlie the Unicorn 2: Return to the Leopluredon

Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain



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