Unicorns and Bullying

Bullying is a serious problem is today's school system.  I want to release a word of warning... do not mess with a little bald boy wearing a unicorn shirt.  The results can be piercing!  This message applies to all individuals, not only to those who deteste unicorns t-shirts like the one the little "gay-wad" is wearing in the above comic strip. So children, think twice before striking a unicorn t-shirt wearing wimp, because flying unicorns are constantly soaring through the skies and quiet, magical unicorns are always sauntering through the nearby woods... they could easily attack a bully and end his life.  Anyday.  Anytime.

Play nice with one another! Let the love of the horn radiate. Pay it forward like the unicorns do! Let's save the world with magical love!

Warning: The Dangerous Unicorn

'Death by Unicorn' is the official term for a murder/homicide committed by a unicorn.  Despite a sunny and playful exterior, when provoked, unicorns are malicious beasts that will not cease destruction until blood is shed and wounds are beyond repair.  Now consider yourself warned! If you encounter one of these creatures, display a high level of respect and the unicorn will reciprocate and remain tame.

Humans vs. Unicorns

Unicorns apparantly share some human tendencies. The male unicorn in this picture demonstrates one: passion.  This passion is displyed through the nibbling of cat-human's neck and by his "heavy petting".  Any comments?