The Avenging Unicorn Playset

Upon my reading adventures I stumbled across a neat little gift idea for a friend with a super sense of humour!  It is called the "Unicorn Avenging Playset"  Wow!  Hahaha!  This looks like it would probably be a good time for the entire family aside from the BLOOD AND GORE.  The idea is clever...however, I do hope that the next Unicorn Playset to be released is a little more magical and a little less demoralizing to the unicorn breed.  This sure gave me a chuckle, especially the fact that the set includes several interchangeable horns... different colours and textures... hahahaha--- Enjoy!


The Unicorn Code

1) Unicorns never lie.
2) Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3) Unicorns are loyal.
4) Unicorns can keep a secret.
5) Unicorns don't use drugs.
(Thanks to sniderswinagain.blogspot.com!)


It seems that unicorns can be considered great role models and overall positive influences on children too.... Awesome

WANG: The Human Unicorn

Wang is from China and he is one of hundreds of individuals throughout the world that have been diagnosed with an unknown condition that some have dubbed, The Human Unicorn.  Recently, these individuals have gained some recognition.  A case was documented on Ripley's Believe It or Not!  Currently, the most prominent and recent horn discovered belongs to Granny Zhao who is a 95 year-old woman.  Another reported case is Zheng Zhou who is an 88 year-old man.

Unicorns and Bullying

Bullying is a serious problem is today's school system.  I want to release a word of warning... do not mess with a little bald boy wearing a unicorn shirt.  The results can be piercing!  This message applies to all individuals, not only to those who deteste unicorns t-shirts like the one the little "gay-wad" is wearing in the above comic strip. So children, think twice before striking a unicorn t-shirt wearing wimp, because flying unicorns are constantly soaring through the skies and quiet, magical unicorns are always sauntering through the nearby woods... they could easily attack a bully and end his life.  Anyday.  Anytime.

Play nice with one another! Let the love of the horn radiate. Pay it forward like the unicorns do! Let's save the world with magical love!

Uni-Boy-Jerk

Now this little fellow seems to have stolen the horn of a unicorn and had it surgically implanted on his own head!  He stole a unicorn's magical horn! This idea is utterly disheartening.  It eats me up alive that a human would disadvantage a unicorn so greatly because he selfishly wanted the unicorns power for himself.  I am urging you all: if you ever cross paths with a unicorn, let it go in peace!  Photograph it in moderation if the circumstances allow....  

Humans vs. Unicorns

Unicorns apparantly share some human tendencies. The male unicorn in this picture demonstrates one: passion.  This passion is displyed through the nibbling of cat-human's neck and by his "heavy petting".  Any comments?

Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain

This will cheer you up!