Funny Uni-Comic

Hahaha! Apparently, this little comic describes the reason that no unicorns exist! Clearly, it was made by a pessimist... because there are piles of evidence suggesting that unicorns still enjoy life on earth....nevertheless, it's still a cute comic! Just don't read too much into it! ;)

CD Release!

Stuckey and Murray have just released a new CD entitled "Mythical Fornication"! It includes the song: "Unicorn in C Major".... which I believe will be a MAJOR hit!

By the way, I love the CD cover! How fascinating! The two music-makers actually captured and posed with a real unicorn. What a great shot boys!

The Unicorn Rap

I'm not sure what this song is even about...
But it's got unicorns in it!

How to BE a Unicorn

Found this little tidbit on WikiHow.com -- Check it out and join the club!

How to Be a Unicorn

Steps

1. take an icecream cone
   
2. lick the open part of it or glue the edges
   
3. stick it to ur head
   
4. gallop as fast as you can for a long time until you are about to throw up yelling "nnnaaayy" or "wwwhhiinnyy"
   
5. Take it from a unicorn girl because you are their bitch
   

Tips

• do not trip or fall it only makes other people laugh harder which makes the embarresment worse
  

Warnings

• Careful people might laugh or stare at u
  
• people may call u names or throw stuff at u

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