How to BE a Unicorn

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How to Be a Unicorn

Steps

1. take an icecream cone
   
2. lick the open part of it or glue the edges
   
3. stick it to ur head
   
4. gallop as fast as you can for a long time until you are about to throw up yelling "nnnaaayy" or "wwwhhiinnyy"
   
5. Take it from a unicorn girl because you are their bitch
   

Tips

• do not trip or fall it only makes other people laugh harder which makes the embarresment worse
  

Warnings

• Careful people might laugh or stare at u
  
• people may call u names or throw stuff at u

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