More on the RARE DEEP SEA UNICORN!

Check out these pictures of the secret deep-sea unicorn!  How exciting! The pictures are great close-ups! I think I want one of these for my fish tank at home!  What do you think of this miracle fo nature?

Horned Relatives

Narwhals are very real creatures that have an extremely lengthy tusk or horn that protrudes outward just above their mouths. These creatures are a breed of whale and therefore and bound to water. They are extremely social and intellectual beings.

Unicorns and Narwhals are distant relatives. I guess some of you readers may not believe this since one beast is land-ridden while the other frolics in the open waters; however, this is truth! Unicorns and Narwhals both evolved from another horned animal that was both land and water compatible. Somewhere, many many many generations back, there was a error in mating and two separate beings were created, both horned, but were either only land or only water compatible.

Nevertheless, for as long as can be documented, Unicorns and Narwhals have been hunted, murdered and robbed of their horns. It was believed that their horns contained magical powers that gave owner's great advantages in life.

Unicorns and Bullying

Bullying is a serious problem is today's school system.  I want to release a word of warning... do not mess with a little bald boy wearing a unicorn shirt.  The results can be piercing!  This message applies to all individuals, not only to those who deteste unicorns t-shirts like the one the little "gay-wad" is wearing in the above comic strip. So children, think twice before striking a unicorn t-shirt wearing wimp, because flying unicorns are constantly soaring through the skies and quiet, magical unicorns are always sauntering through the nearby woods... they could easily attack a bully and end his life.  Anyday.  Anytime.

Play nice with one another! Let the love of the horn radiate. Pay it forward like the unicorns do! Let's save the world with magical love!

A Little Bit Of Magic.....In The Deep Sea!

A picture of the rare deep sea unicorn has been captured!! This is quite an exciting discovery! There has not been a deep sea uni spotting in over 18 decades. Mother-nature must be thanked for the creation of this still thriving wonderful water animal. I hope that everyone shares in the joy of this discovery. Tell a loved one!!! Spread the good news!!! The Sea-Unicorn IS STILL ALIVE!!!!

The Unicorn Population in Seattle

"THE SEXY FEMALE UNICORN"

Proving that there's real hope for the endangered unicorn population in Seattle. If only Moondancer can sneak out of the house, where he lives with a human female companion--according to the rumors on the street--and track down this sexy female unicorn...a little wine, a little song, a little hornplay...and maybe, just maybe...next summer, the beaches at Alki will be frothy with the frolicking of unicorn foal...??

from: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=13910356&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=101404832&Mytoken=2B1AA30B-64E3-435B-A4CD220AC426813C7096392

OH WOW! IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE QUITE AN ADVENTURE TO REFILL THE BEACHES WITH UNICORN OFFSPRING... I HOPE THAT MOONDANCER IS UP TO THE TASK! MAY THE MAGICAL FORCE OF THE HORN BE WITH HIM ON HIS JOURNEY!